This is very literally, a matter of life and death.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
krows-pile
umbralundertaker

I hate how tumblr memes are so localized to this site i cant fucking find anything

umbralundertaker

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Where is the yellow ball

umbralundertaker

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Its a picture of an emoji (with its eyebrow up i think) and it says Does it cohere though? And the next image is an emoji holding a thumbs up and its says It coheres

eldritchkeeper

i think i found the images

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umbralundertaker

I THINK THESE WERE IT thank you

teamrocketsfatknockers
catmask

im also genuinely astounded how having a cat made me realize i do not like dogs. like its not dogs fault but a cat is what i wanted dogs to be the entire time i was forced to live with dogs

catmask

what i wanted in a dog:

- quiet but still chatty

- would not suddenly make loud jerky movement

- playful but not physically rough or large

- soft long fur that did not smell like dogsmell

- keep me company without always needing to be touching me but also enjoy cuddling

- not need to be let outside/be able to self manage but i can still clean after it and feed it

- not play attack guests for no reason or knock down my elderly/disabled friends and family

- be more gentle and spatially aware as to not knock me over (also disabled)


what i have realized since is i like cats and my family were terrible at training dogs

chongoblog
batmanisagatewaydrug

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

batmanisagatewaydrug

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

batmanisagatewaydrug

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

wildflower182

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

ericrmalice

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

batmanisagatewaydrug

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

transvampireboyfriend

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